"I took my kids to see the game so they could say they’ve seen Griffey play for the Mariners, but there at the plate stood this guy who looked like he had eaten Ken Griffey, Jr. I thought it was a little gratuitous that every time he stepped up to bat, the Jumbotron read ‘EVERYTHING DECAYS!’"
— John Moe : “Look, why can’t you just enjoy the baseball game?”
