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This Weekend

I’m bummed about this weekend because I will not get to spend much time with my family.

HOWEVER, I’m excited about this weekend because I get to spend serious QT with my buds from YLNT and Jordan, Jesse Go!

Tonight, come see Jesse Thorn’s Sound of Young America live with a bunch of interesting guests. I get to hold the clipboard during the show, which I’m pretty sure is a made-up job you give to the retarded kid to make him feel needed.

On Sunday, we’re doing a live You Look Nice Today, alongside our pals/enemies Jordan, Jesse Go!. Against all expectations, tickets are going fast, so if you plan on attending but haven’t yet purchased tickets, don’t. Don’t come. Too late. We don’t need you. Go rent Spaceballs or something that night, you indecisive loafer.