He wants his tapes and pamphlets back.

My Favorite iPhone App: Instapaper
It perfectly fills the gap between browsing the internet and reading a book, and is the only way I’ve been able to read longer pieces on my iPhone. Best, Instapaper quells my near-pathological need to have something to read on hand at all times. No more hauling encyclopedias into the men’s room!
Pictured: look how smart I am!