More amazing work from Yankee Pot Roast, with gems like:
“If the Chargers beat the Broncos and the Colts beat the Panthers and the Saints beat the Falcons and the 49ers tie the Cardinals and the Seahawks do an exceptional interpretative dance at midfield using glow sticks, then the Buccaneers are out.”
and
“If the price of oil sinks to $29 a barrel on or before December 28 andThe New York Times publishes its entire December 29 issue in Esperanto, and the wind, as calculated at 11:17 a.m. on December 30, hits gusts of 59 mph out of the Southeast, then Mildred Peachman, a retired school nurse from the Midwest, will get in. If the above is coupled with a Bears tie, then Peachman’s out (sorry Mildred) and the Buccaneers get a first-round bye.”
