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Alan Hill

Zazzle.com is one of those online custom T-shirt shops that lets you preview your creations before you purchase. I’ve become especially attached to one of their models. I call him Alan Hill. 

Alan is a real character, always up for a laugh or a “goof-off session.” He doesn’t work so much anymore, and since he lost his driver’s license he doesn’t wander too far from home. More often than not you’ll find him out in his front yard, sitting in his trusty lawn chair, smiling into the middle distance.

I don’t know Alan very well, but from his T-shirts he sure seems like a neat guy with lots of stuff to say!