While I and many of his other constituents appreciate the gesture, a number of questions remain unanswered:
- Can you ever really apologize enough for claiming you would like to “marry your Mommy”?
- Does Sen Dopson really not know that the center of the moon is in fact filled with Picasso sketches?
- Why is lonelysandwich not allowed to ask his question?
- Where is the steadfastly-standing-by wife? Every senator has one of those. Even mayors and council members have those. Even lady politicians have those.
