Did yez see the game last night?!
Two exciting, surprising teams made it to the World Series this year. And I’d be happy if either side won, except: each victory for Philadelphia energizes Philly Boy Roy in his plot to sneak in and steal the mayorship of Newbridge. And folks, this guy is scary. Look how he turned on his team after they lost tonight:
If I had a long range battery launcher I would have shot a batch right into that stadium.
And if the Phillies win it all, boy, watch out:
Oh, man…you don’t wanna know what Roy Jr. and I have planned for when we win. Let’s just say it involves public nakedness (it will be Roy Jr.’s first time, my 485th), a dune buggy, a decent amount of alcohol and some of the most creative vandalism this beautiful city has ever seen. I’ll keep yez posted…
To get a solid sense of P.B.R.’s depravity, listen to this week’s Best Show on WFMU (10/21/08), which features an extended appearance by Paul F. Tompkins. ALSO, fellow tumblr nerd Frangry calls in for a consult.
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