It has come to my attention that not every human being has read this. Go, read it now, it’s lovely and so funny.
I found “The Breakfast Club” and “Pretty in Pink” in the library—on videotape. Through studying these movies, I learned that back in the eighties and nineties students would hand-write things on little pieces of paper called “notes” and try to pass them to each other in class without getting caught.
Upon my return to school, no one wanted to engage in this practice with me because they were all text-messaging each other (probably about me).
