your monkey called
He
wants his
tapes and pamphlets
back.
"Come here, Princess Dad."
"I'm not 'Princess' Dad, I'm King Dad!"
"No, you're Princess Dad. Now wipe my butt."
"OK."
➳ Feb 20 2010 @ 19:42
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