Olive Garden #1527 is a magical place where the food is fresh, the decor pleasant, and the service speedy.

Olive Garden #143 could use some sprucing up.

Olive Gardens #1023 - #1156 are seedy travesties where the waitstaff will as soon slap you as serve you.

Olive Garden #232 is a tiny bow in your sister’s hair.

Olive Garden #93 is unsure about how it looks in Wranglers.

Olive Garden #2832 is a portal into the universe where you won.

Olive Garden #382 plays dusty jazz 78’s by itself in the garage.

Olive Garden #1192 won’t yet call its morphine problem an “addiction”.

Olive Garden #20 dreams of younger days.

Olive Garden #103 will give you a mediocre plate of Fettuccine Alfredo for $13.95; don’t bother with the house wine.