Kotoōshū becomes the first European (he is from Bulgaria) to take Sumo’s Emporer’s Cup. This makes his sponser, Japanese yogurt “Bulgaria”, very happy.All of the above is 100% true. Also: I am a big Sumo fan. Someday I will unleash some of that upon you.Also, I fucking love Bulgaria. I ate it every day for ~3 years. 

Kotoōshū becomes the first European (he is from Bulgaria) to take Sumo’s Emporer’s Cup. This makes his sponser, Japanese yogurt “Bulgaria”, very happy.

All of the above is 100% true. Also: I am a big Sumo fan. Someday I will unleash some of that upon you.

Also, I fucking love Bulgaria. I ate it every day for ~3 years.