HTTP 220 (The Clooney): Same as 200 with a little something in there for your trouble.
HTTP 235: Successful, but user is probably a lesbian.
HTTP 309: This ain’t your kind of website, bro. Try the blog around the corner, or bring a pretty lady next time.
HTTP 403: ERROR Too much Palatino.
HTTP 450: It’s past your bedtime. go to sleep.
HTTP 451: Seriously man, not funny. How many people are even going to get what you’re talking about?
HTTP 452: Or should I say, how many people are going to get this who aren’t MOUTH BREATHING HYPERNERDS, like you?
HTTP 453: Yes. I understand you had hopes for this idea when it occured to you, 90 seconds ago. “Server responses that are improbable and funny.” Cute.