July 30th, 2012

Some Things I Said at the Park Yesterday That Would Be Incredibly Creepy If I Were a 60 Year-Old Man

  • You look like you like cheese. Eat this cheese!
  • Is that a fake foreign accent?
  • It’s OK. Babies always want to do that to me.
  • Somebody smells good!

  1. incorrigiblerobot said: They were creepy anyway.
  2. yourmonkeycalled posted this