My hotel room bathtub was draining slowly, so I reached down to check the drain.
I pulled out something that looks like it could only have been dreamed up by Nietzsche, Franz Boas, and H.R. Giger after a long night of absinthe and murder.
Help me.
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I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
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prettyhuge said:
Pics or it didn’t happen.
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jimray said:
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
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dalasverdugo said:
The face I’m making is one you’d make if you ate all the lemons in the world.
jamiek said:
And, per Merlin, whatever it was had been up a heavyset German man’s butt.
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emersunn said:
I should have stopped reading at “My hotel room bathtub” because I knew it would not end well.
imnotthatkindofgirl said:
why would you ever reach in there?
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spiegelman said:
did you taste it
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un said:
O_O
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He wants his tapes and pamphlets back.
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