"It would be perfectly fine if, instead of having to fill a few column inches with a thoughtful review of RAMBO or MEET THE SPARTANS or TYLER PERRY PRESENTS TYLER PERRY’S ‘GOD DON’T RAISE NO FOOLS’, critics like A.O. Scott could just write something pithy like ‘awesome!’ or ‘stank’ or ‘{ETERNAL FART NOISE}’ and then allow themselves more time to review movies that people actually might talk about when they walk out of the theater."

— Todd Levin