The Rumpus runs a regular series by Ted Wilson, in which he plans to review everything in the world, item by item. This week:

When I stepped out to get the paper this morning I noticed a ‘for sale’ sign placed near the sidewalk. My first thought was that I’d accidentally slept in the wrong house again, but I looked over my shoulder and it was definitely my house. I could tell because it looks just like it and has the same number on it. Plus, my neighbor lives next to it and she waved to me.

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