Etiquette Notes: The Proper Method for Ordering Burger King's New "Trapped in the Closet"-Themed Sandwich, The "Chuck & Rufus", as Demonstrated by Sylvester

  • Sylvester: I think I'll have a Chuck & Rufus.
  • Cashier: How you know about Chuck & Rufus?
  • Sylvester: Baby right now I'm just hungry please be a nice girl don't make me angry.
  • Cashier: OK...I understand. So you don't mind a little man-on-man.
  • Sylvester: If you're talking metaphorically, about the sandwich...
  • Cashier: I am!
  • Sylvester: You're not lying to me bitch?
  • Cashier: No way!
  • Sylvester: Then I'm down with that, extra cheese hold the pickles, I like your paper hat.
  • Cashier: OK let's settle this Christian-like.
  • Sylvester: (Pulls out Beretta) What you talkin' bout?
  • Cashier: No I mean the other Christian-like?
  • Sylvester: Oh with money?
  • Cashier: Yes
  • Sylvester: Well then I got a lot, maybe later girl you might let me hit your spot?
  • Cashier: Metaphorically?
  • Sylvester: No actually, literally.
  • Cashier: The last thing I wanna do is have your baby.
  • Scene: (Instrumental interlude.)
  • Cashier: Super size?
  • Sylvester: Heh heh.
  • Cashier: Never mind. That'll be $4.95.
  • Sylvester: Got change for a $5?
  • Cashier: In pennies that's 5, oh and here's your french fries ... fries ... fries.
  • Scene: (Fade to black)