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Etiquette Notes: The Proper Method for Ordering Burger King's New "Trapped in the Closet"-Themed Sandwich, The "Chuck & Rufus", as Demonstrated by Sylvester

• Sylvester: I think I'll have a Chuck & Rufus.
• Cashier: How you know about Chuck & Rufus?
• Sylvester: Baby right now I'm just hungry please be a nice girl don't make me angry.
• Cashier: OK...I understand. So you don't mind a little man-on-man.
• Sylvester: If you're talking metaphorically, about the sandwich...
• Cashier: I am!
• Sylvester: You're not lying to me bitch?
• Cashier: No way!
• Sylvester: Then I'm down with that, extra cheese hold the pickles, I like your paper hat.
• Cashier: OK let's settle this Christian-like.
• Sylvester: (Pulls out Beretta) What you talkin' bout?
• Cashier: No I mean the other Christian-like?
• Sylvester: Oh with money?
• Cashier: Yes
• Sylvester: Well then I got a lot, maybe later girl you might let me hit your spot?
• Cashier: Metaphorically?
• Sylvester: No actually, literally.
• Cashier: The last thing I wanna do is have your baby.
• Scene: (Instrumental interlude.)
• Cashier: Super size?
• Sylvester: Heh heh.
• Cashier: Never mind. That'll be $4.95.
• Sylvester: Got change for a $5?
• Cashier: In pennies that's 5, oh and here's your french fries ... fries ... fries.
• Scene: (Fade to black)