Etiquette Notes: The Proper Method for Ordering Burger King's New "Trapped in the Closet"-Themed Sandwich, The "Chuck & Rufus", as Demonstrated by Sylvester
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Sylvester:
I think I'll have a Chuck & Rufus.
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Cashier:
How you know about Chuck & Rufus?
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Sylvester:
Baby right now I'm just hungry please be a nice girl don't make me angry.
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Cashier:
OK...I understand. So you don't mind a little man-on-man.
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Sylvester:
If you're talking metaphorically, about the sandwich...
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Cashier:
I am!
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Sylvester:
You're not lying to me bitch?
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Cashier:
No way!
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Sylvester:
Then I'm down with that, extra cheese hold the pickles, I like your paper hat.
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Cashier:
OK let's settle this Christian-like.
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Sylvester:
(Pulls out Beretta) What you talkin' bout?
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Cashier:
No I mean the other Christian-like?
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Sylvester:
Oh with money?
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Cashier:
Yes
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Sylvester:
Well then I got a lot, maybe later girl you might let me hit your spot?
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Cashier:
Metaphorically?
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Sylvester:
No actually, literally.
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Cashier:
The last thing I wanna do is have your baby.
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Scene:
(Instrumental interlude.)
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Cashier:
Super size?
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Sylvester:
Heh heh.
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Cashier:
Never mind. That'll be $4.95.
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Sylvester:
Got change for a $5?
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Cashier:
In pennies that's 5, oh and here's your french fries ... fries ... fries.
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Scene:
(Fade to black)
