Fox News Discovers Nuclear Reactor In Japanese Disco
A quick Googling of “shibuyaeggman” turned up no meaningful results. A Nexis search was also fruitless. However, further inquiries revealed that Eggman is the name of a dance club in a trendy neighborhood of Tokyo called… Shibuya. And, it just so happens, the Fox graphic appears to place the alleged reactor in Tokyo.
(via Japan Probe)
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Mack a self a pro, slick.
Probably the most important 30 seconds of sound ever recorded.
I got this @repy yesterday in response to a tweet that said, “Drunk. I think I’m going to deep condition when I get home. That sounds nice. That sounds real nice”
I would like to apologize for all the victims and the families of the victims suffering in Japan. I don’t know which part of my extravagant hygiene routine caused the that tragic natural event, but I am sorry nonetheless. Although I received this message mere hours after the catastrophe, there was probably something that I, with my many years of experience in disaster relief, should have been doing.
Thank you for your selfless philanthropy, realizadooo (is that Hungarian?) There is certainly nothing malicious or insensitive about your comment, no sir! Without your comment, I would have continued on my dark path of showering and forgetting to end sentences with an appropriate punctuation mark.
Sometimes you just gotta straight up reblog.
The New Yorker’s “Book Bench” interviews Kelly Blair, who recently redesigned the covers for a series of Heinrich Böll novels.
(I don’t know who Heinrich Böll is. The above sentence implies that I do. I just think the covers are sweet.)
((I just decided that I will never, ever read a book by Heinrich Böll. Because, of course, you can’t judge a book by its cover. Since the covers in this case are so beautiful, the books themselves must be bad. Otherwise why spend so much time & money trying to make them look good?))
(((That’s called logic.)))
"I’m about 80% mercury anyway. They want to put me in their school lunches, mazel tov, but don’t be surprised when the porn gets even weirder in ten to twenty years, okay?"
— The Lonely Baleen Whale
Please read everything (s)he has written.
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How Was I Not Aware of This Before
Wapcaplet: Now, Mr. Simpson… Simpson, Simpson… French, is it?
Mr. Simpson: No.
Wapcaplet: Ahh. Now, I understand you want us to advertise your washing powder.
Mr. Simpson: String.
‘Humans’ (2009) by Joost Halbertsma
(via pietmondriaan.com)
Grain Alcohol and Rainwater
No matter how important our decisions and profound our influence, we’re still most motivated by our own individual desires.
That is to say: boobs.
(Yes it took me this long to see this movie.)
