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Guillaume Paris : True Spirit

Guillaume Paris : True Spirit
➳ May 07 2008 @ 14:40
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Hmm, the 4th hole in my belt is no longer on speaking terms with the buckle. They won’t go near each other.
➳ May 07 2008 @ 13:55
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Prospective preschool website references Waldorf, Montessori, Piaget, AND Dewey. Pedagogical sluts.
➳ May 07 2008 @ 13:55
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If I were .1% wealthy, I would name my palatial estate “Red Lobster.”
➳ May 07 2008 @ 11:16
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Career-Confused? WE CAN HELP YLNT JOBBOTRON is now operational and ready to help you figure out what to do with the rest of your life. 

Career-Confused? WE CAN HELP

YLNT JOBBOTRON is now operational and ready to help you figure out what to do with the rest of your life. 

➳ May 07 2008 @ 0:21
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BEACON OF HOPE yes 

BEACON OF HOPE

yes 

➳ May 06 2008 @ 23:09
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Oh, OK, now I get the joke. I had been emphasizing the wrong word: “THAT’s what she said.”
➳ May 06 2008 @ 15:22
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A violent military government would seem less scary if they spelled it “hoonta.”
➳ May 06 2008 @ 15:22
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quoteIn fact, if pressed for time, only 10 percent would stop to give any aid, even when they were on their way to give a sermon about how awesome it is for people to stop and give aid.
— The Good Samaritan Experiment (1973)
➳ May 06 2008 @ 13:44
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I should mention I am the worst “Office” offender of all. I’ll get the ball rolling so I can call dibs on Jim H.
➳ May 06 2008 @ 10:05
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Sadder than “The Office”: naming your coworkers after “Office” characters, at your office which is an office “The Office” is parodying.
➳ May 06 2008 @ 9:02
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Zune owner seeks same (Z4Z) →
➳ May 06 2008 @ 8:27
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quote[T]he fig leaf (‘what what’) is better than the skin (‘fuck you’)
— S/FJ on Snoop’s “Sensual” single
➳ May 05 2008 @ 11:33
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Taj Mahal on Ocean Beach The iPhone’s MiasmaCam lends this photo a beautiful post-swim blurriness.

Taj Mahal on Ocean Beach

The iPhone’s MiasmaCam lends this photo a beautiful post-swim blurriness.

➳ May 05 2008 @ 11:03
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Dunder Mifflin Scranton Branch Org Chart (via) 

Dunder Mifflin Scranton Branch Org Chart

(via) 

➳ May 05 2008 @ 10:05
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