He wants his tapes and pamphlets back.
YLNT JOBBOTRON is now operational and ready to help you figure out what to do with the rest of your life.
In fact, if pressed for time, only 10 percent would stop to give any aid, even when they were on their way to give a sermon about how awesome it is for people to stop and give aid.
[T]he fig leaf (‘what what’) is better than the skin (‘fuck you’)
Taj Mahal on Ocean Beach
The iPhone’s MiasmaCam lends this photo a beautiful post-swim blurriness.
[M]y reaction to clever ads: as soon as I see one, a filmy layer of distrust and seething hatred gets in the way, and I can’t think of anything other than some bearded agency doucherocket receiving an award for being ‘clever’ and subsequently feeling on top of the world because he gnarled whatever wit and narrative grace he could muster into the successful injection of a brand into an ecosystem that, milliseconds later, does not care.
