July 12th, 2013

Staying at this apartment in LA I found on Airbnb, there are a bunch of books on the shelves in a language I can’t figure out. Any idea?

June 28th, 2013


Happy 4th of July from The Kegels

"Bento and Chimberly"

I have to resist reblogging every Liartown.

Reblogged from LiarTownUSA
June 26th, 2013

I want to get a tattoo that looks like I tried to cover up a mistake tattoo because that shows that I lived hard but also grew up.

June 21st, 2013


My friends and I are making a web series about snoops working at the NSA. It’s called CODEFELLAS. Here’s the first episode. We hope you like it!

"Well, I may be a high-functioning Zinfandel addict…"

June 20th, 2013

Coincidence? I don’t know how it could be.

June 20th, 2013


Oh! I know the answer to this one!

Scott Simpson!

Reblogged from A Source of Rice
June 19th, 2013

“Largely ignored at the time, Scott Simpson’s ‘sunbathing’ tweet would later be praised worldwide as a work of subtle genius.”

—Fran Thomas, Twitter’s Early Masters: 2007-2020

June 17th, 2013
Future of Language

Last week it was my pleasure to tell jokes for 500 or so nerds as part of the live taping of John Gruber’s The Talk Show.

And it was my double-extra-creamy pleasure to unveil, with the help of my YLNT buds Adam and Merlin, a proposal for the future of language.

(Also maybe this is the dumbest thing I have ever written. Sandwich and Merls kind of saved it.)

June 4th, 2013

Cool Guy

You think your Polaroid is retro? My camera is so retro it’s a bird’s nest full of stones.

May 31st, 2013

Just because

you’re able to smoke e-cigarettes indoors doesn’t mean you should do it.

Look, I’m able to point to my dick while doing jumping jacks, but that doesn’t mean I…

OK, maybe that’s a bad example.

What I’m saying, Your Honor, is that I’m sorry.

May 31st, 2013
Imagine being our parents, where you could break up with someone and then just assume they ceased to exist and maybe once a year you’d see an old Polaroid and then need to drink a tall scotch in front of a rainy window. So much classier than unsubscribing from a Spotify playlist.
May 27th, 2013

Apple Cabin Foods by Liartown

You should look at all of them.

Liartown really scratches the Look Around You itch. 

Reblogged from LiarTownUSA
May 23rd, 2013
May 21st, 2013

Cool SF startup: like Zipcar but for cell phones.