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He wants his tapes and pamphlets back.

quoteLook around, it’s not just oil that is soaring. Almost every commodity is at a 200-year high. Wheat and rice prices have doubled and then kept on rising over the last two years. In some cases, demand is so high that we’re actually running out of stuff. Helium, the gas used in balloons and MRI machines is in short supply globally. And it is the second-most abundant element in the universe.
Fareed Zakaria on Marketplace, 5/12/08
A good summary of his “Rise of the Rest” theme.
➳ May 16 2008 @ 12:57
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Enough Madonna and Janet Jackson; I want to see Paul Simon get rock hard abs for his next tour.
➳ May 16 2008 @ 11:48
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Just thought of a good “your mama so fat” joke. Somebody with an overweight mother: call me!
➳ May 16 2008 @ 10:44
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Celebrating Drive to Work Day.
➳ May 16 2008 @ 10:44
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I’ll take “oprah’s spaceship” into “cat waffles.” Please skip “younger boyfriend” and “geek or nerd.” 

I’ll take “oprah’s spaceship” into “cat waffles.” Please skip “younger boyfriend” and “geek or nerd.” 
➳ May 16 2008 @ 8:17
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“Komuso wore a woven straw hat which covered their head completely looking like an overturned basket. The concept was that by wearing such a hat they removed their ego. What the hat also did was remove their identity from prying eyes. It’s no wonder that komuso was a popular disguise for spies and supposedly the deadly ninja.”
Komuso : Japanese Zen Priest

“Komuso wore a woven straw hat which covered their head completely looking like an overturned basket. The concept was that by wearing such a hat they removed their ego. What the hat also did was remove their identity from prying eyes. It’s no wonder that komuso was a popular disguise for spies and supposedly the deadly ninja.”

Komuso : Japanese Zen Priest

➳ May 15 2008 @ 13:03
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It’s supposed to be 99º/37º today and my wife is roasting a chicken at 8 AM in our non-AC house. Unrelated: it’s chilly here at work.

(See how I included Celsius there? That’s so our future Chinese overlords know I’m a team player.)

➳ May 15 2008 @ 10:27
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Hipster combover is called “The Ben Gibbard,” right?
➳ May 14 2008 @ 17:32
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Video


Chick Corea Elektric Band “Elektric City” (1986)

The Sandwich and I mused that, to land these high-quality dancers, they must have been playing different music during the filming of the video. Like, Bobby Brown or something.

Also: I am told that Chick Corea is a legitimate musician, who is actually paid to make whatever it is he is making in this video.

Last: I am also assured that Chick Corea is not a 50 year-old municipal bus driver named Estelle, despite overwhelming visual evidence to the contrary.

Super-duper last: I have been promised that the guitar soloist is not Screech.

FINALLY: I have received affidavits (signed by Harry Anderson, Jerry Seinfeld, et al.) that, before the turn of the century, people actually played the bass guitar with this sort of “popping” style.

IN CLOSING: Oaths have been sworn, in my presence, that some of the “licks” and “riffs” played herein are “tasty.”

(via

➳ May 14 2008 @ 13:36
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Banksy : The Cans Festival

Banksy : The Cans Festival
➳ May 14 2008 @ 11:29
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The Day There Was No News
➳ May 13 2008 @ 14:13
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The barista’s expression told me that either my face was covered with shit or I’d ordered using a competing chain’s cup size nomenclature.
➳ May 13 2008 @ 14:06
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Ever play that game where you try and squeeze in just a couple more emails before you HAVE to go to the bathroom? I just lost that game.
➳ May 13 2008 @ 14:06
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quoteUnscrupulous diners will be tempted to sample every flavor, from the citrus bite of Mountain Dew to the oddly over-syruped Diet Sprite. One may need a sweet soda to counter the lightly marinated bite of the grilled-chicken sandwich — the same teriyaki-leaning glaze that everybody seems to be doing this year.
➳ May 11 2008 @ 23:31
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quoteTo be sustained, the experience calls for an organizing idea, a ruling fiction, making disorientation meaningful.
— Peter Schjeldahl’s talking about stained glass,
but I’ll take this for other stuff too.
➳ May 11 2008 @ 23:24
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