your monkey called

Oct 20

Love our local library.  

Love our local library.  

Oct 13

I’ve spent HOURS thinking about the origin story of this little fella who tumbles around while you’re waiting for your money at a crappy ATM. Someone drew him. Someone created him. For an ATM. Someone, somewhere, loves him.

I’ve spent HOURS thinking about the origin story of this little fella who tumbles around while you’re waiting for your money at a crappy ATM. Someone drew him. Someone created him. For an ATM. Someone, somewhere, loves him.

Oct 10

merlin:

Science has shown: you can’t make comedy without a brick wall.

Or, failing at that, brick wallpaper.

Great hot basement. Maybe the best hot basement?

merlin:

Science has shown: you can’t make comedy without a brick wall.

Or, failing at that, brick wallpaper.

Great hot basement. Maybe the best hot basement?

Oct 08

Really impressed by the “Dream Analysis” section of my iPhone’s new Health app!

Really impressed by the “Dream Analysis” section of my iPhone’s new Health app!

Oct 07

“At first there was, understandably, the suspicion that Ebola was the Hitler of apartheid, but now it has become abundantly clear that Ebola is actually the George W. Bush of being forced to listen to someone’s podcast. Folks, this thing is serious. The World Health Organization calls it the Putin of Stalin.” —

Ebola: What It Is

So good.

Oct 02

[video]

Aug 11

Lullaby

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?
Can you see what the Rock is knitting?
Can you hear what the Rock is humming?
Hush now, go to sleep.
The Rock loves you so.

Aug 10

humansofnewyork:

"I told the truth on my job application about my past drug use, and they sent me a letter saying I didn’t meet their standards of integrity."

I feel like such a shithead just learning about Humans of New York now. Jesus it’s so good.

humansofnewyork:

"I told the truth on my job application about my past drug use, and they sent me a letter saying I didn’t meet their standards of integrity."

I feel like such a shithead just learning about Humans of New York now. Jesus it’s so good.

[video]

Aug 08

“I have tried them all,
The cotton, the nylon,
absorbing water, rolling in sand,
sticky flakes of broken glass.
We all drown in the end.” — From Anne Sexton’s Summer Bikini Tips

Aug 05

Jul 27

We concluded that this party rock band has no idea how fascist they look.

We concluded that this party rock band has no idea how fascist they look.

Jul 24

Alejandro Chaskielberg takes photos using only moonlight.
More here.

Alejandro Chaskielberg takes photos using only moonlight.

More here.

Jul 08

[video]

Jul 07

This reminded me of those sad porns where a guy gets a dude with a bigger dick to fuck his wife.

This reminded me of those sad porns where a guy gets a dude with a bigger dick to fuck his wife.