your monkey called

Jul 08

[video]

Jul 07

This reminded me of those sad porns where a guy gets a dude with a bigger dick to fuck his wife.

This reminded me of those sad porns where a guy gets a dude with a bigger dick to fuck his wife.

The Plan

When I pull twice on my earlobe, you start breakdancing, Andy will do his funky burlesque and together we’ll bring down Wall Street.

liartownusa:

Country Recess Children’s Whiskey… Since 1889

"When the bells ring out and the doors swing open onto bright Spring sunshine, it’s time for Country Recess."

liartownusa:

Country Recess Children’s Whiskey… Since 1889

"When the bells ring out and the doors swing open onto bright Spring sunshine, it’s time for Country Recess."

Jul 05

I tweeted something and then someone wrote it out in calligraphy and now all I want is a service that would render all my tweets this way. 

I’d pay $20/month.

(Thanks @elgreg)

I tweeted something and then someone wrote it out in calligraphy and now all I want is a service that would render all my tweets this way.

I’d pay $20/month.

(Thanks @elgreg)

Jul 04

“Everybody knows the images of war in Saigon only from the newspaper. Nobody knows the atrocity. But everybody says: ‘Oh my God, how terrible!’ And this ‘Oh my God, how terrible!’ is just as real as the atrocity that happens there. It’s a different kind of atrocity.” — Sigmar Polke, whose retrospective at MoMA right now is so fucking great

Jun 24

First 10 Google Image Search Results for “Famous People” 
Not pictured: 
#11 Hitler#12 Elvis Presley

First 10 Google Image Search Results for “Famous People”

Not pictured: 

#11 Hitler
#12 Elvis Presley

Jun 19

A week from today! In San Francisco! Why don’t you come! It’s going to be good!

Tickets here.

A week from today! In San Francisco! Why don’t you come! It’s going to be good!

Tickets here.

Jun 17

fuckyeahjohnroderick:

(via showbox‘s Instagram photos | Pinsta.me - Explore All Instagram Online)

Gamechangers.

Turns out.

fuckyeahjohnroderick:

(via showbox‘s Instagram photos | Pinsta.me - Explore All Instagram Online)

Gamechangers.

Turns out.

Jun 10

Jun 03

Never check your phone while you’re dreaming…

Never check your phone while you’re dreaming…

May 24

May 21

Whoa I think I found a typo on one of those new Oprah Starbucks coffee sleeves

Whoa I think I found a typo on one of those new Oprah Starbucks coffee sleeves

Apr 25

I’d love to read a book at a bar but every time I see someone doing that I’m like FUCK YOU NERD

Apr 24