your monkey called

Jul 27

We concluded that this party rock band has no idea how fascist they look.

We concluded that this party rock band has no idea how fascist they look.

Jul 24

Alejandro Chaskielberg takes photos using only moonlight.
More here.

Alejandro Chaskielberg takes photos using only moonlight.

More here.

Jul 08

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Jul 07

This reminded me of those sad porns where a guy gets a dude with a bigger dick to fuck his wife.

This reminded me of those sad porns where a guy gets a dude with a bigger dick to fuck his wife.

The Plan

When I pull twice on my earlobe, you start breakdancing, Andy will do his funky burlesque and together we’ll bring down Wall Street.

liartownusa:

Country Recess Children’s Whiskey… Since 1889

"When the bells ring out and the doors swing open onto bright Spring sunshine, it’s time for Country Recess."

liartownusa:

Country Recess Children’s Whiskey… Since 1889

"When the bells ring out and the doors swing open onto bright Spring sunshine, it’s time for Country Recess."

Jul 05

I tweeted something and then someone wrote it out in calligraphy and now all I want is a service that would render all my tweets this way. 

I’d pay $20/month.

(Thanks @elgreg)

I tweeted something and then someone wrote it out in calligraphy and now all I want is a service that would render all my tweets this way.

I’d pay $20/month.

(Thanks @elgreg)

Jul 04

“Everybody knows the images of war in Saigon only from the newspaper. Nobody knows the atrocity. But everybody says: ‘Oh my God, how terrible!’ And this ‘Oh my God, how terrible!’ is just as real as the atrocity that happens there. It’s a different kind of atrocity.” — Sigmar Polke, whose retrospective at MoMA right now is so fucking great

Jun 24

First 10 Google Image Search Results for “Famous People” 
Not pictured: 
#11 Hitler#12 Elvis Presley

First 10 Google Image Search Results for “Famous People”

Not pictured: 

#11 Hitler
#12 Elvis Presley

Jun 19

A week from today! In San Francisco! Why don’t you come! It’s going to be good!

Tickets here.

A week from today! In San Francisco! Why don’t you come! It’s going to be good!

Tickets here.

Jun 17

fuckyeahjohnroderick:

(via showbox‘s Instagram photos | Pinsta.me - Explore All Instagram Online)

Gamechangers.

Turns out.

fuckyeahjohnroderick:

(via showbox‘s Instagram photos | Pinsta.me - Explore All Instagram Online)

Gamechangers.

Turns out.

Jun 10

Jun 03

Never check your phone while you’re dreaming…

Never check your phone while you’re dreaming…

May 24

May 21

Whoa I think I found a typo on one of those new Oprah Starbucks coffee sleeves

Whoa I think I found a typo on one of those new Oprah Starbucks coffee sleeves