"I told the truth on my job application about my past drug use, and they sent me a letter saying I didn’t meet their standards of integrity."
I feel like such a shithead just learning about Humans of New York now. Jesus it’s so good.
I have tried them all,
The cotton, the nylon,
absorbing water, rolling in sand,
sticky flakes of broken glass.
We all drown in the end. — From Anne Sexton’s Summer Bikini Tips
We concluded that this party rock band has no idea how fascist they look.
Alejandro Chaskielberg takes photos using only moonlight.
This reminded me of those sad porns where a guy gets a dude with a bigger dick to fuck his wife.
When I pull twice on my earlobe, you start breakdancing, Andy will do his funky burlesque and together we’ll bring down Wall Street.
Country Recess Children’s Whiskey… Since 1889
"When the bells ring out and the doors swing open onto bright Spring sunshine, it’s time for Country Recess."
I tweeted something and then someone wrote it out in calligraphy and now all I want is a service that would render all my tweets this way.
I’d pay $20/month.(Thanks @elgreg)
Everybody knows the images of war in Saigon only from the newspaper. Nobody knows the atrocity. But everybody says: ‘Oh my God, how terrible!’ And this ‘Oh my God, how terrible!’ is just as real as the atrocity that happens there. It’s a different kind of atrocity. — Sigmar Polke, whose retrospective at MoMA right now is so fucking great
First 10 Google Image Search Results for “Famous People”
#12 Elvis Presley
A week from today! In San Francisco! Why don’t you come! It’s going to be good!