March 2010
20 posts
Potential Pro Wrestler Names for Me, Derived from...
Crash Course
Big Echo
Dr. Grip
Artificial Tears
1992 House →
It has come to my attention that not every human being has read this. Go, read it now, it’s lovely and so funny.
I found “The Breakfast Club” and “Pretty in Pink” in the library—on videotape. Through studying these movies, I learned that back in the eighties and nineties students would hand-write things on little pieces of paper called “notes” and try to pass them to each other in class...
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A Few of My Favorite Recipes
Omelette
Combine three large eggs, a little water, milk, and pepper together.
Using a tiny fork, beat until the eggs are fluffy.
Pour into a hot skillet, add a handful of cheese, fold in half.
Serves one.
Banana Bread
Sift flour, salt, and baking powder together in a bowl.
Beat eggs, oil, and sugar together in a separate bowl.
Add sifted ingredients and a banana to the mixture, and...
WatchThe best thing ever made by people?
Definitely beats the pyramids.
RIP Mark Linkous
1996. As Camper Van Beethoven...
If You're Ever Looking for the "Eject" Button on a...
…it’s labeled “La petite mort.”
(Sorry, I’ll just be over here in the corner, keeping my stupid jokes to myself.)
“This isn’t war, we don’t have to ration.”
Just some words from that song whose video I can’t stop watching.
My Son Just Invented the Ideal Toy for the Young...
“Mr. Head”
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Twitter: The Criterion Collection
What if Twitter… came to life?
We asked some of our friends to film their favorite tweets. We didn’t care how they did it. They could read it. They could act it. They could do it with puppets. Whatever they wanted. The only rules were it had to be a tweet written by someone else and it had to contain the entire tweet and nothing but the tweet.
This is what...
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