August 2008
34 posts
Aug 1st
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Aug 1st
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July 2008
58 posts
Jul 31st
“Today should’ve been a deleted scene. Self-indulgent, cliché, didn’t...”
– Josh Allen
Jul 31st
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WatchWatch
Vampire Weekend : “Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa”
Jul 31st
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“When I planned to hang out with smarter people, I forgot to consider that would...”
– Joel Johnson
Jul 30th
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Jul 30th
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Jul 27th
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Jul 26th
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Jul 25th
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Jul 23rd
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A Ringtone Tragedy →
Read the unfortunate backstory & download You Look Nice Today’s first ringtone. Boop.
Jul 22nd
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ListenNeven took a snip of Merlin’s speech from...
Jul 22nd
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Jul 21st
Jul 19th
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Chinese foot binding →
ohmyfuckingjesusgod I did not know that’s what bound feet looked like. Old woman in China, still alive, who had her feet bound as a child. Don’t click. Really. Skip this one. It’s HORRIBLE.
Jul 19th
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“All of my fellow bus riders this morning were sent from the future to spy on me....”
– Adam Koford
Jul 19th
Jul 18th
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Jul 18th
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“Even if you’re certain there’s no way you’ll ever want to do...”
– Jonathan Coulton
Jul 17th
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Jul 16th
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Jul 16th
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How do I know you’re lying, spam email message? BECAUSE I DON’T SHOWER NAKED.
Jul 16th
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Adam's Grandma Goes to the Apple Store →
Jul 16th
“Larry King interviewing Jesse Ventura is like watching two space dinosaurs...”
– John Moe
Jul 15th
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“I mean, as long as it’s not my blood, why would I be bothered by it?”
– Mat Honan gives the Travelodge Portland City Center something less than 5 stars.
Jul 15th
Jul 15th
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Jul 15th
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Jul 15th
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Jul 15th
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WatchWatch
Stop staring.
Jul 15th
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Jul 13th
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Jul 11th
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Jul 10th
Jul 10th
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Moss Rock
If you like Okkervil River but wish they had grown up in the shadow of Stonehenge, SHEARWATER : “ROOK” is for you.  (iTunes | Amazon)
Jul 10th
Jul 9th
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“Pretty sure the shopping list that I just made was ghostwritten by Jeff...”
– Ben Tesch
Jul 9th
Jul 8th
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Jul 7th
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“Call me old-fashioned, but I prefer my anthropomorphosized sex objects with a...”
– lonelysandwich on Wall-E
Jul 7th
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“It was created inside one of your father’s testicles, shortly before you...”
– Richard Dawkins tells the world’s most complicated “Yo Mamma” joke. 
Jul 7th
Jul 7th
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“Bueller’s luck has turned, as the new century finds him mostly bald, forty...”
– Ferris Bueller’s Year on Parole (Rated R)
Jul 7th
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Jul 6th
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Jul 6th
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“My acting style is like jazz. Jazz that you laugh at.”
– Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock S01E05
Jul 6th
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Jul 5th