August 2008
34 posts
July 2008
58 posts
“Today should’ve been a deleted scene. Self-indulgent, cliché, didn’t...”
– Josh Allen
WatchVampire Weekend : “Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa”
“When I planned to hang out with smarter people, I forgot to consider that would...”
– Joel Johnson
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A Ringtone Tragedy →
Read the unfortunate backstory & download You Look Nice Today’s first ringtone. Boop.
Neven took a snip of Merlin’s speech from...
Chinese foot binding →
ohmyfuckingjesusgod I did not know that’s what bound feet looked like. Old woman in China, still alive, who had her feet bound as a child. Don’t click. Really. Skip this one. It’s HORRIBLE.
“All of my fellow bus riders this morning were sent from the future to spy on me....”
– Adam Koford
“Even if you’re certain there’s no way you’ll ever want to do...”
– Jonathan Coulton
How do I know you’re lying, spam email message? BECAUSE I DON’T SHOWER NAKED.
Adam's Grandma Goes to the Apple Store →
“Larry King interviewing Jesse Ventura is like watching two space dinosaurs...”
– John Moe
“I mean, as long as it’s not my blood, why would I be bothered by it?”
– Mat Honan gives the Travelodge Portland City Center something less than 5 stars.
WatchStop staring.
Moss Rock
If you like Okkervil River but wish they had grown up in the shadow of Stonehenge, SHEARWATER : “ROOK” is for you.
(iTunes | Amazon)
“Pretty sure the shopping list that I just made was ghostwritten by Jeff...”
– Ben Tesch
“Call me old-fashioned, but I prefer my anthropomorphosized sex objects with a...”
– lonelysandwich on Wall-E
“It was created inside one of your father’s testicles, shortly before you...”
– Richard Dawkins tells the world’s most complicated “Yo Mamma” joke.
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“Bueller’s luck has turned, as the new century finds him mostly bald, forty...”
– Ferris Bueller’s Year on Parole (Rated R)
“My acting style is like jazz. Jazz that you laugh at.”
– Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock S01E05
