I’ve spent HOURS thinking about the origin story of this little fella who tumbles around while you’re waiting for your money at a crappy ATM. Someone drew him. Someone created him. For an ATM. Someone, somewhere, loves him.
Science has shown: you can’t make comedy without a brick wall.
Or, failing at that, brick wallpaper.
Great hot basement. Maybe the best hot basement?
Really impressed by the “Dream Analysis” section of my iPhone’s new Health app!
At first there was, understandably, the suspicion that Ebola was the Hitler of apartheid, but now it has become abundantly clear that Ebola is actually the George W. Bush of being forced to listen to someone’s podcast. Folks, this thing is serious. The World Health Organization calls it the Putin of Stalin.
So good.
Profiles of Some of the Personal Trainers at My Gym
"I told the truth on my job application about my past drug use, and they sent me a letter saying I didn’t meet their standards of integrity."
I feel like such a shithead just learning about Humans of New York now. Jesus it’s so good.
Superego: Don Dimello, Andrew Lloyd Webber, And H.R. Giger
Great 5 minute intro to the genius of Superego.
I have tried them all,
The cotton, the nylon,
absorbing water, rolling in sand,
sticky flakes of broken glass.
We all drown in the end.
So Long
This is kind of just for me, but maybe you have experienced something similar. For several years, I’d occasionally hear one of these two songs and be like, Jesus, something in that song sounds exactly like something in another song, but I couldn’t put my finger on it. Out of the blue, I fingered it yesterday. It’s pretty weird.
I’m just mad that the phrases are a half-step apart. In my reckoning they were exactly the same note.
We concluded that this party rock band has no idea how fascist they look.
Fact: Scott Simpson (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6) tells some of the best tiny stories.
Fun fact: I keep a stable of monks, cloistered in my home, to illuminate manuscripts at my whim. They are…inconsistent letterers. But: quiet.
This is so great! Thank you! I especially like cat with hat and suitcase.
This reminded me of those sad porns where a guy gets a dude with a bigger dick to fuck his wife.
When I pull twice on my earlobe, you start breakdancing, Andy will do his funky burlesque and together we’ll bring down Wall Street.
He wants his tapes and pamphlets back.
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