May 17th, 2015

merlin:

My favorite monthly ritual is on the afternoon of the second Thursday of the month when Scott reminds me what we talked about at Three Ring Binder just 16 hours earlier.

It always makes me laugh. Because I’m like that.

Reblogged from kung fu grippe
May 15th, 2015

Conrad and The Steamplant

This is the best.

(Source: vimeo.com)

March 11th, 2015

Wow, Williams-Sonoma Has Everything!

February 3rd, 2015

HOW TO LOSE WEIGHT IN 4 EASY STEPS

aaronbleyaert:

I’ve spent the past year losing 80 lbs and getting in shape. A lot of people have been asking me how I did it; specifics like what diet I was on, how many times a week I worked out, etc etc. So I thought I’d just answer everyone’s questions by giving you guys step by step instructions on how you can achieve everything I have… IN JUST 4 EASY STEPS! Ready? Here we go!!!

1.) NO BEER
This is a big one, and one that you’ve probably heard before. Every time you drink a beer, it’s like eating seven slices of bread. That’s a lot of bread!

2.) PORTION CONTROL
This is especially true when you go out to eat at restaurants. A good trick to do is when your meal comes, cut it in half and right away ask for a takeout container, so that you can save the rest for later - and even better, if you start your meal out right by ordering lean meats and veggies, you’ll slim down in no time!

3.) HAVE YOUR HEART BROKEN

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This is great.

Reblogged from BLACK ON BOTH SIDES
January 14th, 2015

I want to be Super Hans.

January 13th, 2015

Rejected Tweets Vol. 3, “That’s What I Call Tweets!”

January 13th, 2015

Wow they make greeting cards for everything now.

November 6th, 2014

ザ・スミス

Galileo Galilei’s cover-plus-Japanese-lyrics version of “The Boy With the Thorn In His Side.”

Is delightful. 

Side note: They also do a great Wilco cover.

October 20th, 2014

Love our local library.  

October 13th, 2014

I’ve spent HOURS thinking about the origin story of this little fella who tumbles around while you’re waiting for your money at a crappy ATM. Someone drew him. Someone created him. For an ATM. Someone, somewhere, loves him.

October 10th, 2014

merlin:

Science has shown: you can’t make comedy without a brick wall.

Or, failing at that, brick wallpaper.

Great hot basement. Maybe the best hot basement?

Reblogged from kung fu grippe
October 8th, 2014

Really impressed by the “Dream Analysis” section of my iPhone’s new Health app!

October 7th, 2014
At first there was, understandably, the suspicion that Ebola was the Hitler of apartheid, but now it has become abundantly clear that Ebola is actually the George W. Bush of being forced to listen to someone’s podcast. Folks, this thing is serious. The World Health Organization calls it the Putin of Stalin.