October 20th, 2014

Love our local library.  

October 13th, 2014

I’ve spent HOURS thinking about the origin story of this little fella who tumbles around while you’re waiting for your money at a crappy ATM. Someone drew him. Someone created him. For an ATM. Someone, somewhere, loves him.

October 10th, 2014

merlin:

Science has shown: you can’t make comedy without a brick wall.

Or, failing at that, brick wallpaper.

Great hot basement. Maybe the best hot basement?

Reblogged from kung fu grippe
October 8th, 2014

Really impressed by the “Dream Analysis” section of my iPhone’s new Health app!

October 7th, 2014
At first there was, understandably, the suspicion that Ebola was the Hitler of apartheid, but now it has become abundantly clear that Ebola is actually the George W. Bush of being forced to listen to someone’s podcast. Folks, this thing is serious. The World Health Organization calls it the Putin of Stalin.
October 2nd, 2014

Profiles of Some of the Personal Trainers at My Gym

August 11th, 2014

Lullaby

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?
Can you see what the Rock is knitting?
Can you hear what the Rock is humming?
Hush now, go to sleep.
The Rock loves you so.
August 10th, 2014

humansofnewyork:

"I told the truth on my job application about my past drug use, and they sent me a letter saying I didn’t meet their standards of integrity."

I feel like such a shithead just learning about Humans of New York now. Jesus it’s so good.

Reblogged from Humans of New York
August 10th, 2014

Superego: Don Dimello, Andrew Lloyd Webber, And H.R. Giger

Great 5 minute intro to the genius of Superego.

August 8th, 2014
I have tried them all,
The cotton, the nylon,
absorbing water, rolling in sand,
sticky flakes of broken glass.
We all drown in the end.
August 5th, 2014
So Long
Two Bands
Two Albums

So Long

This is kind of just for me, but maybe you have experienced something similar. For several years, I’d occasionally hear one of these two songs and be like, Jesus, something in that song sounds exactly like something in another song, but I couldn’t put my finger on it. Out of the blue, I fingered it yesterday. It’s pretty weird. 

I’m just mad that the phrases are a half-step apart. In my reckoning they were exactly the same note. 

July 27th, 2014

We concluded that this party rock band has no idea how fascist they look.

July 24th, 2014

Alejandro Chaskielberg takes photos using only moonlight.

More here.

July 8th, 2014

capnmariam:

Fact: Scott Simpson (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6) tells some of the best tiny stories.

Fun fact: I keep a stable of monks, cloistered in my home, to illuminate manuscripts at my whim. They are…inconsistent letterers.  But: quiet.

This is so great! Thank you! I especially like cat with hat and suitcase.

Reblogged from The Isle of Marm
July 7th, 2014

This reminded me of those sad porns where a guy gets a dude with a bigger dick to fuck his wife.