July 24th, 2014

Alejandro Chaskielberg takes photos using only moonlight.

More here.

July 8th, 2014

capnmariam:

Fact: Scott Simpson (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6) tells some of the best tiny stories.

Fun fact: I keep a stable of monks, cloistered in my home, to illuminate manuscripts at my whim. They are…inconsistent letterers.  But: quiet.

This is so great! Thank you! I especially like cat with hat and suitcase.

Reblogged from The Isle of Marm
July 7th, 2014

This reminded me of those sad porns where a guy gets a dude with a bigger dick to fuck his wife.

July 7th, 2014

The Plan

When I pull twice on my earlobe, you start breakdancing, Andy will do his funky burlesque and together we’ll bring down Wall Street.

July 7th, 2014

liartownusa:

Country Recess Children’s Whiskey… Since 1889

"When the bells ring out and the doors swing open onto bright Spring sunshine, it’s time for Country Recess."

Reblogged from LiarTownUSA
July 5th, 2014

I tweeted something and then someone wrote it out in calligraphy and now all I want is a service that would render all my tweets this way.

I’d pay $20/month.

(Thanks @elgreg)
July 4th, 2014
Everybody knows the images of war in Saigon only from the newspaper. Nobody knows the atrocity. But everybody says: ‘Oh my God, how terrible!’ And this ‘Oh my God, how terrible!’ is just as real as the atrocity that happens there. It’s a different kind of atrocity.
Sigmar Polke, whose retrospective at MoMA right now is so fucking great
June 24th, 2014

First 10 Google Image Search Results for “Famous People”

Not pictured: 

#11 Hitler
#12 Elvis Presley

June 19th, 2014
A week from today! In San Francisco! Why don’t you come! It’s going to be good!

Tickets here.

A week from today! In San Francisco! Why don’t you come! It’s going to be good!

Tickets here.

June 3rd, 2014

Never check your phone while you’re dreaming…

May 24th, 2014

My Theme Song

I wrote a theme song for myself, for use in any typical theme song situation: when I’m walking on stage, or if I’m on a podcast, or if I’m hiding in my car from my family. Etc.

Hope you enjoy it!

May 21st, 2014

Whoa I think I found a typo on one of those new Oprah Starbucks coffee sleeves

April 25th, 2014

I’d love to read a book at a bar but every time I see someone doing that I’m like FUCK YOU NERD