August 11th, 2014


Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?
Can you see what the Rock is knitting?
Can you hear what the Rock is humming?
Hush now, go to sleep.
The Rock loves you so.
August 10th, 2014


"I told the truth on my job application about my past drug use, and they sent me a letter saying I didn’t meet their standards of integrity."

I feel like such a shithead just learning about Humans of New York now. Jesus it’s so good.

Reblogged from Humans of New York
August 10th, 2014

Superego: Don Dimello, Andrew Lloyd Webber, And H.R. Giger

Great 5 minute intro to the genius of Superego.

August 8th, 2014
I have tried them all,
The cotton, the nylon,
absorbing water, rolling in sand,
sticky flakes of broken glass.
We all drown in the end.
August 5th, 2014
So Long
Two Bands
Two Albums

So Long

This is kind of just for me, but maybe you have experienced something similar. For several years, I’d occasionally hear one of these two songs and be like, Jesus, something in that song sounds exactly like something in another song, but I couldn’t put my finger on it. Out of the blue, I fingered it yesterday. It’s pretty weird. 

I’m just mad that the phrases are a half-step apart. In my reckoning they were exactly the same note. 

July 27th, 2014

We concluded that this party rock band has no idea how fascist they look.

July 24th, 2014

Alejandro Chaskielberg takes photos using only moonlight.

More here.

July 8th, 2014


Fact: Scott Simpson (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6) tells some of the best tiny stories.

Fun fact: I keep a stable of monks, cloistered in my home, to illuminate manuscripts at my whim. They are…inconsistent letterers.  But: quiet.

This is so great! Thank you! I especially like cat with hat and suitcase.

Reblogged from The Isle of Marm
July 7th, 2014

This reminded me of those sad porns where a guy gets a dude with a bigger dick to fuck his wife.

July 7th, 2014

The Plan

When I pull twice on my earlobe, you start breakdancing, Andy will do his funky burlesque and together we’ll bring down Wall Street.

July 7th, 2014


Country Recess Children’s Whiskey… Since 1889

"When the bells ring out and the doors swing open onto bright Spring sunshine, it’s time for Country Recess."

Reblogged from LiarTownUSA
July 5th, 2014

I tweeted something and then someone wrote it out in calligraphy and now all I want is a service that would render all my tweets this way.

I’d pay $20/month.

(Thanks @elgreg)
July 4th, 2014
Everybody knows the images of war in Saigon only from the newspaper. Nobody knows the atrocity. But everybody says: ‘Oh my God, how terrible!’ And this ‘Oh my God, how terrible!’ is just as real as the atrocity that happens there. It’s a different kind of atrocity.
Sigmar Polke, whose retrospective at MoMA right now is so fucking great
June 24th, 2014

First 10 Google Image Search Results for “Famous People”

Not pictured: 

#11 Hitler
#12 Elvis Presley

June 19th, 2014
A week from today! In San Francisco! Why don’t you come! It’s going to be good!

Tickets here.

A week from today! In San Francisco! Why don’t you come! It’s going to be good!

Tickets here.